Friday, November 09, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Baylor Athletic Dept. Responds

In light of the most recent embarrassment resulting from the ongoing tug of war for power between the Baylor Board of Regents and the actual Baylor Athletic Department, a video response has been hastily put together per the direction of Athletic Director Ian McCaw. BearMeat is proud to be the first to unveil this video. We appreciate the efforts by the Athletic Department to keep the humiliation of this football season to a minimum, and we especially are privileged to have a comment from Ian McCaw:

We'll evaluate the program at the end of [this video].



  • Dead Gents,

    At the following URL it appears that TurdPolishers.Com has spawned a side blog with posters posing as each other:

    Pea Weevil

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:45 PM  

  • Those Turds are wily, slippery folk. Most of them remind me of characters out of The Deer Hunter.

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 12:55 PM  

  • We're making the commitment to win here at Bell-uhr. Everyone in the organ-eye-zation is dedicated to success.

    By Anonymous Inigo Montoya, at 3:45 PM  

  • My name is poopsandwich, and I am a turdpolisher. At first it was completely innocent. They were "close" and just needed encouragement. That was the 1-10 season.

    From there it got easy. Hey, they won 2 games, then 3, then 5. But now I must repeat the reformed mantra. "I will polish turds no more"

    If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will. Thank God those idiots made an ass of themselves on a public forum. Some people actually had respect for BU folk.

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 8:30 PM  

  • Thank you for coming and sharing your story with us, Poop. Inside our hearts, all Bears are polished equally.

    With respect,


    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 8:47 AM  

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