Wednesday, November 07, 2007

BearMeat Caption Contest

Thanks to Asst Editor Scamp for alerting us to the reality of the upcoming Lady & Gentlemen Bears hoops seasons. In honor of Admiral Mulk and Baby Face Drew, we present this photo from the WacoTrib's photo gallery of the Waco Chamber Tip-Off Luncheon. Please provide funny captions if you have nothing better to do with your time. Our caption submission is featured below the photograph. You may remember our last caption contest revealed a full-figured undergraduate superstar to our readership. We speak, of course, of none other than Brock.

Drew + Mulk = One Incredible Coach and Scott Drew

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  • Who cares if no other men's basketball coach in the country makes less than his school's women's coach? I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. What's that, she makes three times what I do? Alright, now this is fucked up.

    By Anonymous Costanza, at 10:55 PM  

  • Who's that SOB with his arm around my future wife?
    You know he used the old "yawn" move to get there.

    By Anonymous corn blight, at 12:00 AM  

  • Hi, I'm Jim Nantz...and I'm Barbara Walters. And we're coming to you live from glamorous Waco, TX - home of the longest and most boring Homecoming parade in the world!

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 8:48 AM  

  • Technically not a caption, but...

    My love
    There's only you in my life
    The only thing that's right

    My first love
    You're every breath that I take
    You're every step I make

    And I
    I want to share
    All my love with you
    No one else will do
    And your eyes
    They tell me how much you care
    Oh, yes you will always be
    My endless love

    Two hearts
    Two hearts that beat as one
    Our lives had just begun
    I'll hold you close in my arms
    I can't resist your charms

    And love
    I'll be a fool for you
    I'm sure
    You know I don't mind
    You know I don't mind

    'Cause you
    You mean the world to me
    Oh, I know
    I know I found in you
    My endless love

    And love
    I'll be that fool for you
    I'm sure
    You know I don't mind
    You know I don't mind
    And yes
    You'll be the only one
    'Cause no one can't deny
    This love I have inside
    And I'll give it all to you
    My love
    My endless love...

    By Blogger The SamHedrin, at 12:10 PM  

  • Mulk signs her new contract to coach both the mens' and women's teams as scott drew is demoted to the only thing he knows...recruiting.

    By Anonymous henry craig, at 1:33 PM  

  • Sure, I'd be happy to sign your copy... who do I make that out to again? Scott? Drew? That name sounds so familiar...

    By Blogger Curtis, at 8:25 AM  

  • "Excelling at what he does best, Coach Scott Drew is shown here at National Signing Day with Kim Mulkey, whom he had just signed to a letter of intent to coach the Baylor men's basketball team for the next four years."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:34 PM  

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