Thursday, October 11, 2007

What's the Matter With Kansas?

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While it is true that every dog has its day, it is even more certain that Every Turd Shall Blossom! Kansas's moment in the sun cannot last. 5-0 is but a fluke, like their victory over K-State. Just as Kansas supposedly votes against its interests in electing national Republicans (or so Thomas Frank would have you believe), so too does it foolishly believe it can end the B's One-game win streak over its football team. Our prediction:

Baylor 72, Kansas 71 (Coincidentally, that was also our prediction for the basketball matchup between our teams) with Blyzzle Szyzzle throwing for 800 yards, 8 touchdowns, and 7 "pick-sixes." Look for David Gettis to actually leap out of the stadium in order to grab one of Blyzzle's passes.

Sic 'em, Bears, and Vick 'em, Red Raiders!

[For those of you who are visiting for the first time, BearMeat is slowly transitioning into a Texas Tech fan blog. Please pardon our mess as we make this transformation. - Eds.]



  • :rotfl

    By Blogger Bond J. Bond, at 7:55 AM  

  • Holy God that's funny. Great fark. Damn good book, too, in case you haven't read it.

    By Blogger TB, at 9:00 AM  

  • Red,

    If the B pulls off the "upset" over the Blue Buzzards, I will kiss your hiney in the middle of the Burleson Quadrangle and give you an hour to draw a crowd. If the B hangs half a 100 on the Buzzards, I will kiss both cheeks.

    If you get to 70, I will kiss Mangino's asteroid-size posterior and give you an hour ... Wait a minute, I am not sure you have the equipment there in Waco to haul Mangino down here. Never mind.

    I agree with you re: the Sand Ags. I will be pulling for them this week. But, lest you go too far over the cliff in becoming a full-fledged Sand Aggie blog, just remember that the Sand Ags and Land Ags are both from the same, mutant branch of our deal ol' Texas family tree. Neither of them had the brains to get into Texas, nor the virtue to get into the B (hand over your heart, please).

    And if you don't believe me ... all across our beloved state on Saturday afternoon there will be nary an undershirted, beer-guzzling, wife-beater sitting in a lawn chair in front of his trailer-home. No, they will all be glued to their B&W tv's watching their beloved Ags, whether they be the Bedouin Sand version or the filthy, dirt-eating, dog-worshipping kind.

    Aggie is as Aggie does.

    B. Orange

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:48 PM  

  • Its nice to know that at least a few of our fellow bloggers get the Kansas joke. Sometimes its hard to know what is too obscure and what isn't. Thanks for the affirmations, BJB, TB, and B.O.


    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 2:55 PM  

  • Guess Mark Mangino's weight and you win his weight in dollars.

    Greatest. Promotion. Evarrrr!

    I would fully expect him to be weighed at a recycling center or meat market.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:01 PM  

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