Sunday, October 14, 2007

Kansas, God Defeat Baylor

"The rains came down and the floods came up." - The Wiseman Built His House Upon a Rock, Sunday School song

"Thunder and lightning. Very, very frightening." - Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody

Well, the Lord is no longer on our side. Apparently the winds and rain now rail against our efforts to secure a conference win. The Fat Man and his Birds defeated our Cubbies, posing the eternal Baylor football question: "When will this season finally be over?" Sadly, next week Texas comes to town, hungry for BearMeat, and looking to make Floyd Casey look like a home game. Apparently GuyMo is sick of hearing his players booed by the home fans, when they should be taking it out on him. Let us make a modest proposal to the Baylor community. Every time a play makes you want to boo, we suggest chanting:


That way, GuyMo will know that it is with him that the displeasure of the fans lies.

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GuyMo: "My 'Cats beat LSU! Why did I leave Kentucky?"

Also, who the hell is "walk-on" QB Ryan Roberts? I thought the pecking order of QBs went like this:

1. Blizzle Szyzzle
2. Tyler Beatty
3. Michael Machen
4. John David Weed (sniff, sniff, sob, sob)
5. Shawn Bell (in case of emergency, break glass)

Apparently the actual lineup goes like this:

1. Blizzle Szyzzle
2. Ryan Roberts
3. Tyler Beatty
4. Darth Baylor
5. Kim Mulkey
6. That little dude who sits in the back of your Sociology class
7. Bill Collins (The Mayor of Sironia)
8. Susie Oliver
9. Brock

We present, GuyMo's go-to backup QB, Mr. Ryan Roberts:

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"I'm single and I want to mingle!"



  • Instead of chanting 'GuyMo' the fans should chant 'We Want Mulkey!'

    By Blogger bluearmadillo, at 9:28 PM  

  • I suggest "Mulk! Mulk! Mulk!" for the new quarterback, and for the current coach, "No Mo' GuyMo!".

    By Anonymous Scamp, at 6:50 AM  

  • Any way that Guy makes it after the year? I hear Bill Callahan might be looking for a gig.

    By Blogger Big Head, at 7:44 AM  

  • no way that is roberts real pic. hilarious! you guys are the queens of photo captions by the way.

    By Anonymous henry craig, at 10:00 AM  

  • HEY MAN!!!! KANSAS IS A GOOD TEAM!!!!!! (giggle, giggle)

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 10:21 AM  

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