Thursday, October 18, 2007

Bring Me the Head of . . . Guy Morriss?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

BearMeat Meets GuyMo - An Intern Photo-Op

Well, the absolutely pathetic performance of our Bears this year (three 400-yd passing games notwithstanding), combined with Schnupp's Sprinkle, may have accelerated GuyMo's termination by about a year. BearMeat has refused to weigh in on the issue, refusing to side with the Singletarians, the Anyone But Morriss crowd, or the Pollyannas/Theocons who are deeply invested in Morriss' tenure. However, the blowout losses to A&M, Colorado and Kansas indicate that the era of competitive GuyMo football is over, with no real prospects for the future. For the last year or more, the Singletarians have made a strong case, though he has no head coaching experience, let alone recruiting experience. If hired, Samurai Mike would have one giant turd to polish, which won't be hard considering our school's speciality is in shining up fecal matter until it shines like a diamond.

What got our attention today was the Dean of Texas Political Journalism, Paul Burka of Texas Monthly, has it on high authority that GuyMo is out and the Minister of Defense is in. Here is the post on the TX Monthly sports blog, Delay of Game, and here is what he had to say:

Wrong Guy
posted by Paul Burka at
11:50 PM
I heard this today from a well connected Baylor source: Football coach Guy Morriss is a goner. The new Baylor coach will be former Bears (Baylor and Chicago) standout Mike Singletary.

Oh yeah, don't we play Texas this week? I haven't heard of this team before. Do you think we might have a chance to rack up 400 meaningless yards against them? I sure need to do some research on just what type of strengths this program possesses.

Labels: ,


  • Serious props on finding the Burka post. Best Baylor-football-coach-related rumormongering out there right now.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:36 PM  


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:55 PM  

  • Red,

    First, as regards the name, its usually interpreted as Shadow Bear.

    Second, and more importantly, the fact that this comes from Burka narrows the source to a small handful of Austin insiders. Most of whom are very influential with the administration.

    By Anonymous osodelasombra, at 4:59 PM  

  • Guy Morriss has a great ass. What?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:57 PM  

  • Mike S for coach could be our next great disaster, and coaching anthrax for Mike. I hope for his own sake he stays the hell away.

    We need a proven winner, not another experiment to get this turd producer back on line, and out the excrement business.

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 9:44 PM  

  • If nothing else, Mike's failure to get us to a Bowl in 3 or 4 years will forever taint his reputation in the eyes of the Bear faithful. He is revered as a legend at Baylor. If he decides to coach here, he will experience what its like to be disdained by the Bear Faithful. Who we really need is not just a messiah figure, but the Messiah Himself, Jesus Burleson Christ.

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 7:08 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home