Friday, October 26, 2007

Bear vs. WildCat, Part 2: A Pair of Untamed WildCats

BearMeat is nothing if not a blog of memories and mammaries. Sometimes, an opponent is best sized up by a thorough analysis of their teats. Some of you (about 17) will recognize a few of the following photos from last year. If that is the case, you are entitled to the BearMeat HardMeat Award, for outstanding dedication to a blog of whimsy and satire in the face of the crushing weight of the world outside the internets. With that, we present the following three examples of WildCat Boobs!

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Two WildCats On the Loose in the Little Apple

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K-State's Answer to Brock? A Poor Imitation Indeed

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The First Boob: A Yale Cheerleader on Varsity?

If this post didn't quite satisfy your longing for satire, we point you to a few recent conversations we've had with other blogs, who interviewed BearMeat for a few chuckles and for the inevitable advertising revenue bump that such an interview generates.

Burnt Orange Nation Interview of BearMeat. Sample from the interview:

"Referring to the Baylor Running Game is like referring to Czechoslovakia - it is no longer in existence. Thanks to our new pass-happy offense (an offense which we don't have the talent or coaches to run effectively), the running game has been subject to starvation-level stats and felony-level neglect."

Bring on the Cats Interview of BearMeat. Sample from the interview:

"Wherever two or more college football fans are gathered, painting their chests and tanking up on booze before a game, Brock is in the midst of them. Wherever someone is pouring a bit too much Ranch dressing on his pizza, Brock is there. Wherever Baylor is getting blown out by a weak conference opponent, Brock is there. Wherever fans seek some shred of dignity and hope in a losing effort, Brock is there."

K-Stated (Wichita Eagle's KSU Blog) Essay by BearMeat. [Its now online. -Eds.] Sample from the essay:

"Lately our creed has been "Embrace the Absurdity" - revel in the bizarre twist of fate that has led us to the current state of affairs. No, we won't compete for a bowl any time soon, but our assistant coaches will add levity with their unique pub urination customs and zany Texas Tech-style offense."

Finally, how could we let an opportunity go by without giving a shoutout to the greatest K-State fan of them all; a man whose artistic vision puts him on the outer fringe of digital college football fandom, CHUM: The Michelangelo of the Little Apple. Here is a beautiful sample of his work from the critically-acclaimed CatLab Project (similar to Los Alamos, but a bit more explosive and ground-breaking). Enjoy.

The Power of CatLab

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  • Hmmm, can the Wildcats bring those 'Wildcats' to Columbia?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:04 PM  

  • At the KSU/BYU Cotton Bowl years ago, this Kansas State fan sitting behind me was wearing a tshirt silkscreened with 2 women having oral sex.

    And he had his kids with him.

    Yeah, that's awesome!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:34 AM  

  • It's official: K-State is the most redneck school in the Big12. That is no small feat.

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 12:03 PM  

  • here ti, I mean kitty kitty

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 3:53 PM  

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