Saturday, October 20, 2007

Bear vs. Cow, Part 3: Three Quarters of Competitive Football

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Colt McCoy Will Sex You Up, LongHorny Style

Three quarters of excellent defensive football. Our defense has been the one shiny spot on the unpolished turd of the 2007 season. If only we had a QB or 5 who could run the spread offense and a receiver or three that could catch crucial passes. That and a running game that isn't solely a tax write off for Baylor. We'd love to wax philosophic about how the first three quarters were hope-filled and beautiful, but the 4th quarter was enough to make us forget about the best three quarters of Big12 football that we've played so far this year. Damn, I can't believe we still have four more games to play. This season could not end any sooner than right now. As such, we present a photo montage, which includes an amazing sequence of photos emailed to us by Brock's friend John, who has been fighting the good fight this season: taking on the sins of the unbelievers on their backs as they paint their bodies and cheer their lungs out.

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"We pledge allegiance to David Gettis"

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Darth Bayor Embraces the Absurdity

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Crying Green & Gold Tears

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Brock: The Once & Future King


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Just Like Robin Hood & Little John

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The Crew: Representin' the 2-5-4

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Brock's Tats: God, State, Alma Mater

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Brock's Tanline: The Permanent "B"

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UT Football: More Cons Than Pros

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Not Even Spiderman Can Stop Colt McCoy

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10 Comments:

  • brock's golden nipple reminds me of the ferrell center

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:54 PM  

  • great stuff guys. i wish this season was over already. bring on singletary!

    By Anonymous henry craig, at 11:18 PM  

  • Oooh... I wanted to be the first with a 'golden nipple' joke. Damn.

    By Blogger The Cachinnator, at 11:43 PM  

  • I'm a little disappointed you didn't give more coverage to the long awaited debut of JD Weed. I guess Brock's golden nipples were just to distracting!

    By Blogger HeadThief, at 10:36 PM  

  • Great Golden Nipple jokes, guys. Let's keep Brock the center of lunch table conversation at Penland Hall.

    JD Weed did well, but it was too little Weed and much too late. He should have started - can't judge a guy based on 12 attempts. We still love our Weed and feel he has been shortchanged this season.

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 7:04 AM  

  • "Shortchanged?" Isn't the correct term "Bogarted?"

    These things are important in the study of criminal law.

    By Blogger Mark Osler, at 7:33 AM  

  • That comment is hereby nominated for a Meaty Award, Good Professor.

    We eagerly look forward to your upcoming lecture series on cannabis culture.

    Red

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 7:39 AM  

  • Careful putting some QB dude out there named Weed. I heard the L'horns were planning to tie him up, put him in the trunk and go give him to their friends.

    B. Orange

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:28 AM  

  • Red, lovely work this weekend. I can hardly work up the energy to be an internet tough-guy after such a great weekend.

    Great weather, watching the kids play soccer, make-up sex with the wife, my Cowboys won again and last but not least rifling through a 1.75 of Rebel Yell.

    I had never had a drop until its unending promotion on this site. Now I truly understand. There's nothing quite like letting the kids watch daddy get his drunk on.

    You "fall on our sword" comment has sparked my attention. Even though its obvious to most that GuyMo is the deadman walking, I do feel compelled to fall on my sword in regards to the B foosball. Then again, maybe I just need another round of Rebel Yell. Is it 5 yet?

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 9:22 AM  

  • PoopSammich:

    You seem quite close to achieving transcendence. Your embrace of the BearMeat ethos does our heart good. Good to hear that you and the wife are back on track, you're supporting your children's endeavors, getting some sunshine, and enjoying the finest bourbon that can be purchased for under $15 (though I'm not sure about the 1.75 bottle - even we have our limits).

    If BearMeat can make a difference in just one life . . .

    Red

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 10:34 AM  

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