By now you probably want some assessment on whether Machen is actually a better QB than Blyzzle. GuyMo seems pleased with him
, as does the WacoTrib's Jerry Hill
and the Baylor Lariat's Will Parchman
. However, 3 INTs does not a conference win make. Yes, his leadership skills were superior to Szyzzle's, but what does it matter? Do your really want to line up your turds and see which is shiniest? Neither dudes are turds per se, but with the system, coaching and talent we have, a conference win before GuyMo is executed, er, terminated, would be a damn miracle.
"Old Man" Machen & Dead Man Walkin'
Instead of speculating endlessly about why we "suck so bad" (overheard at FCS on Saturday), let's try to share some Southern Baptist jokes to lighten things up in Baylordom. Here are our three submissions, taken from the Tidwell Babel Building Big Book of Baptist Jokes. Please leave your best Baptist joke(s) in the comments section.Baptist Joke #1
Q: "Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?"
A: "If you bring only one, he'll drink all your beer."
Baptist Joke #2
Q: "Why don't Baptists make love standing up?"
A: "Because people might think they are dancing."
Baptist Joke #3
Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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