Monday, October 15, 2007

Asst Football Coach Pisses on Scruffy Murphy's!

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Just when you are looking for a sign of the total despair of GuyMo's coaching staff, the intrepid reporting of the WacoTribune Herald staff saves the day. Tim Woods, a WacoTrib reporter by day and Scruffy Murphy's bartender by night, brings this tale of shame, despair and hilarity. Apparently, Lee Hays' old coaching buddy from their days at West Texas A&M (see the high-caliber coaches we're getting?), Eric Schnupp (Baylor profile), a former XFL player (!!!), got tanked at Scruff's and pissed all over the end of the bar late Saturday night. We'll let the WacoTrib take it from here:
Danny Severe, a bartender at Scruffy Murphy’s, 1226 Speight Ave., said the incident happened around closing time as employees were getting people out of the bar. Schnupp had been drinking for a couple hours, Severe said, when an employee saw Schnupp urinating on one end of the bar. Police officers were already at the bar for an unrelated incident, Severe said. “While we were kicking everybody out, he apparently thought that nobody was looking and whipped it out and (urinated) on the bar,” Severe said. “He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”

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When a story like this breaks, we're not sure whether to be happy there is something other than the outcome on the field to focus on or depressed about the shame of an old-fashioned bar-piss. Either way, it makes for entertaining copy. Thanks to our hordes of interns and special contacts within the Trib organization for alerting us to this whale of a story. So readers, what is the most entertaining sports scandal of the past year: Dave Cunningham's bomb threat? Latara Darret's Cameron Park knife fight? Schnupp's tinkle?

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Schnupp: The Art of the Green & Golden Shower

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4 Comments:

  • I'm not Freud but I'm pretty sure Schnupp was experiencing transference; pissing on the wall of the bar to compensate for getting metaphorically golden showered by the rest of the football playing world.

    Either that or back in his star-studded XFL days he did a lot of partying with R. Kelly.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 1:32 PM  

  • And yea, this wins. Best blog post ever placed on the internet.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 1:33 PM  

  • A couple of possible headlines for tomorrow's print addition....

    Bear's Golden Air Raid Offense Turning Heads

    Bear's aim for bowl missing target

    Morriss: Schnupp relieved

    Schnupp: "Pissed" about Kansas

    Schnupp: "I was just giving 110%"

    Schnupp finds Golden opportunity for Baylor publicity

    Assistant searches for rock bottom in bar

    Baylor assistant flings green and gold a little too far.

    By Blogger Baylorkid's thoughts, at 9:03 PM  

  • This wins. No contest.

    By Blogger Coco Bunny, at 8:22 PM  

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