A Travesty of Justice: "Mayor" Collins Indicted
"Mayor" Collins: Waco's Favorite Black, Republican Cowboy
The Trib article also revealed that Mayor Collins (whose mayoralty encompasses the cosmic realm of Waco, not the material realm) is the son of the owner of Mama & Papa B's! You know, the BBQ on 8th Street that boasts: "If the Bears Kill It, We'll Cook It." [They declined to take us up on our request to cook an Aggie after our 2004 victory over Ass & Mule.] Mayor Collins is a perennial candidate for McLennan County Commissioner and for Mayor of Waco. Due to his persistence and originality, the BearMeat Editorial Board has elected him "Mayor of Sironia," (Sironia, Texas is Madison Cooper, Jr's epic novel based on Waco -- for BearMeat, Sironia is the literary, cosmic realm of Waco, Texas) in which capacity he has been nobly serving since news of his arrest reached our offices in the ALICO. When queried about his Tom Delay -esque mugshot, the Mayor replied:
"When it comes time to defending my life, my family or my country -- baby, I do that with a smile."
Now do you understand why he is the Mayor of Sironia? If not, your assignment for tonight is to read our blog from start to finish. When done reading, if you are still confused, we will gladly direct you to Turdpolishers.com for something more your speed.