Monday, September 10, 2007

BearMeat Photo Caption Contest

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"Bob, go ahead and liquidate my Halliburton stock . . . what? No, this isn't an inconvenient time to discuss this. Just gettin' my belly painted for the Rice game. Yeah. Lost a bet to a Sig Ep alum."

Thanks to Wendy Does Waco for alerting us to perhaps the greatest photo ever to grace this site. More reason to check out all 285 photos in the WacoTrib Rice game gallery. Feel free to leave your own caption in the comments section. The winner will get a free pre-polished turd and case of Rebel Yell whiskey mailed to their home. Please, no P.O. Boxes.

UPDATE: The winner of the contest is the subject of the photo himself, "Brock." Yes, dear readers, that is his name and it is awesome. Here is his caption for his own photo: "hurry up and finish so i can go get me one of those damn good looking hot dogs on the grill."



  • After seeing his reflection in a passing truck's window, Mr. B was disheartened to learn body paint made him look fat.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 1:48 PM  

  • "Mama, I cain't talk now - gettin' my letter painted on - my diabetis medicine can wait."

    Too harsh?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:29 PM  

  • "Dude get your ass to Floyd Casey, now! You know that you're supposed to be the R. .... It's cool, I'm wearing a backwards UT hat too, no one cares man, these chicks love us."

    By Blogger BDP, at 3:13 PM  

  • Did he then eat the girl?

    By Blogger Poseur, at 3:14 PM  

  • Hah! Those were all worth a few belly laughs, boys. Thanks for the levity.

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 3:29 PM  

  • "Cameron Park. Yeah. You heard me. Cameron Park. Best place to meet Baylor chicks, but you have to go late at night."

    "Yeah, I paid $500 for my iPhone. So what?"

    "Yeah, Health Camp? Make that an extra-large peanut butter shake. Yeah. And make it a bacon cheeseburger while you're at it."

    "I still think hiring Mike Singletary is the best way to restore Baylor's sense of dignity."

    "I would have been the 'L', but I thought it looked gay."

    By Blogger Curtis, at 3:46 PM  

  • "Shoot, Coach, you know I quit... and I already graduated... and the game starts in, like, 12 minutes... but if you really need another tackle that bad..."

    By Blogger Mark Osler, at 4:13 PM  

  • Can't figure out if Curtis takes it with his multiple choice quotes (hilarious, all) - or The Razor, whose quote is perfectly topical, considering GuyMo's O-Line problems and his recruitment of former players.

    Damn. This is fun.

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 4:38 PM  

  • "You could've saved a lot of paint by just making me the O."

    "Whatever it takes to have a girl look at my bare chest without passing out."

    "Does body paint keep me from being able to donate blood? I can't lose the funding for those six daily Baconators."

    By Anonymous Dave K, at 4:42 PM  

  • Come on guys, what about the thoughts of our lovely young art major there.
    How about:
    "I swear to God, if you don't hang up that phone and quit moving around, I'm gonna make you look like one of those Rice letter belly boys!"
    "The things I do to get my damn MRS ..."

    By Anonymous wendy, at 5:07 PM  

  • "Hang on just a sec. Blondie? Can you go ahead and get that right nip? It's getting a bit chilly over there. Thanks."

    "Paint faster, Blondie. I need it to dry before my neck sweat starts runnin'."

    "Am I the only one who finds this intensely erotic? What...? Oh..., I am?"

    "Help me out, Blondie, and give my whitie-tighties a tug while you're down there. I want to get my Marky Mark on like the 'E' over there."

    "Hey Pop, you know how you always said that no woman would ever want me as long as I was big as a house? Well I've got a blonde, a paintbrush, some body paint, and a whole lotta booze that says you were wrong."

    "Why do I always have to be the capital letter?"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:49 PM  

  • hey that is me!

    all you other ppl just wish you had the balls to do this

    but here i go

    hurry up and finish so i can go get me one of those damn good looking hot dogs on the gril

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:22 AM  

  • HAHAHA this is my friend Brock who I just showed this too. He got to post right before me though. I'm like 3 feet away off screen.

    "Yeah lets go ahead and schedule and elephant walk for the pledges tonight, I'm already greased up anyway."

    By Blogger Jonathan, at 11:30 AM  

  • i bought my iphone after the cut and yeah i am a big guy which i dont mind being that big and i would be able to kick the shit out of any of you little unswecure little fuckers but yeah i had funa dn atleast i am team spirited unlike the rest of you dick grabbers

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:30 AM  

  • I apologize to the other BearMeat Reader's eyes for my friends potty mouth and uncanny spelling ability, as well as his unique and apparently absent sentence structure.

    By Blogger Jonathan, at 12:16 PM  

  • I don't know what unswecure is, but I sure hope that's not in reference to me. I'm glad this guy is team spirited, and I'm sure we'll probably need more laughs like this as the season progresses.

    I say keep up the good work, just don't get your panties in a bunch when people laugh at something you're obviously doing to get a laugh.

    By Anonymous Dave k, at 12:55 PM  

  • Dear Brock,

    We had internal debates among the Editorial Board as to whether you took the photo in jest or were caught off guard by the photographer. Not only does your revelation that you were in on the joke make the photo that much better, but your name is too awesome to be true.

    You are hereby promoted to Asst Editor of Fan Traditions. Use your power wisely.


    Red Andrews
    President of the Brock Fan Club

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 1:27 PM  

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