Saturday, September 22, 2007

Bear vs Bull: Market Fluctuations

While the three ghosts of the Editorial Board will not be headed north for the Buffalo game (our spirits can roam no farther north than the Mason-Dixon line), we have dispatched an associate editor, Curtis Edmonds, Esq., to upstate NY to report on his experience within the next few days. While we know nothing of Buffalo, its school, city or team, we will dutifully report on news from around the Burleson Quadrangle.

1. New Em Zone! The newest video (masterfully filmed by Wendy Gragg) has the recently-engaged Em desperately searching for Aggie jokes at George's Tent. While her quest yielded very few family-friendly jokes, she did show off that regionally-famous charm which has endeared her to the hearts of all seventeen BearMeat readers. (Em Zone Archive)

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The Barbara Walters of the Brazos

2. Disco Tech! Offers Alternative Employment Ideas for Coach Fran. Disco Tech! is basically the BearMeat of Lubbock, except that they have at least one liscensed copy of Adobe Photoshop. Their skill with multimedia has yielded a hilarious photo series envisioning Ass & Mule's head coach, Franchione, in various employment scenarios following his humiliating loss to Miami. Link here.

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Cadillac Fran



  • The awkwardness of the ending to that video cannot be purchased. Hollywood could only dream of being able to recreate a moment like that.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:51 PM  

  • Agreed and agreed. Good lord, I can't wait 'til she tries to interview our three dead editors of these here Bearmeats via telegraph

    By Blogger BDP, at 11:11 PM  

  • Em's awkward flirting leaves you wondering just what is going on inside that pretty little head of hers. I guess that's why journalism just isn't women's work . . .

    [That joke was brought to you by Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention. He cut us a check for $47.50 to make a patriarchal joke. We obliged. Sorry, Em & Wendy.]

    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 9:22 AM  

  • No,no,no. I must correct. I didn't film Em's follies, I carried the tripod, her purse, sunglasses and big foam finger around for her all day. I believe she called me her entourage. The filming and masterful editing is all Chris Oliver.
    Oh, and no offense taken, I daily question my vocational decision. In fact, How can I get on that Southern Baptist gravy train? Do you have any idea how many high school football capsules I have to write to make $47.50?

    By Anonymous w., at 7:30 AM  

  • w.,

    We will gladly cut you a check for $47.50 to help you make it through the week. Is it true that Cox pays their reporters in pesos?


    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 8:45 AM  

  • The car salesman is particularly appropriate, considering that's exactly what disgraced former Aggie coach Jackie Sherrill did after being let go and before being hired by Mississippi State.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:34 AM  

  • The Barbara Walters of the Brazos now has an engagement website. It makes me want to throw up.

    By Anonymous wap, at 4:45 PM  

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