Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Bear vs. Bull: A Game For Investors

The Bears are going up to New York state to play the Bulls (University at Buffalo) this weekend. For a game involving serious implications for Wall Street (bears & bulls - get it?), we thought we would send our favorite proponent of free market capitalism, Curtis Edmonds, a member of the Northeastern Conservative Elite, to cover the game for BearMeat. He promises a full report with photos. To give you a taste of how creative Curtis is, here are his Baylor Demotivator Posters (which are damn funny). He just today produced a hilarious version of Baylor Proud, the new BU PR blog, which is below. Click here for the larger version.

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R.I.P. David Bliss

Now, to proceed with our preview. Instead of actually supplying answers to your many questions, we thought we would pose a few questions of our own about this game.

  1. Why are we playing University at Buffalo in upstate NY? Is this a recruiting ploy? Is it because they are arguably the worst D1 program in the nation? Also, they have a Ray Guy nominee! Isn't it funny how terrible football schools have the best punters? They are by far the most important position on the field. How we miss Danny Boy!

  2. Why is Baylor planning to scrap the "interlocking BU" symbol? We hear rumors that it is because it mirrors the interlocking BU of Boston University? Why is this in the works? Who in Boston has heard of Baylor? Who at Baylor has heard of Boston University? How much confusion could this possibly cause? While we at BearMeat do prefer to call Baylor "The B" to distinguish ourselves from other schools using the "BU" - isn't it a bit crazy to cite confusion with Boston University as the reason? Also, why do we have to change? We should "lawyer up" with all those Aggie Lawyaz over at Baylor Law and sue Boston University for copyright infringement, right? Or does their "BU" even interlock?

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Just too close for comfort


  • I must, simply must point out that our ancient (as of this week) foe, the U. of Buffalo, uses an interlocked B and U, but since they are from the benighted Northern regions, they do this thing where the U is on top of the B. Blasphemy!

    By Blogger Curtis, at 3:05 PM  

  • The Demotivators were a hoot! Loved the one about "Tradition." I can just hear it: Unser Fuehrer don't ve luk fabulous?!?

    By Blogger bluearmadillo, at 4:13 PM  

  • Thanks (and thanks to Red for posting, of course). You noted the position of the one-way sign in that poster?

    By Blogger Curtis, at 6:09 PM  

  • Do our beloved jackass leaders have anything better to to than F with our traditions??? Maybe he should focus on the cheerleader coach controversey...

    Leave our interlocking BU the hell alone!! I hereby boycot all products with BU and Baylor together. Freedom to the people (said with closed right fist in air)!!!!!!

    Now go get your grecian Dr Lilley!

    Where's that Rebel Yell?!?!?!? How;d that bottle get empty?

    Who farted???

    Why is the Cheer Nazi so nazi-like??

    Who farted??

    By Anonymous poopsandwich, at 7:56 PM  

  • PoopSammich:

    We can always count on you to speak the truth in love. Lilley is a strange dude, for sure. Kind of like his detached gramps feel, but I don't like him f'n with the BU.


    By Blogger Senior Editor Red Andrews, at 8:33 PM  

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