Monday, September 24, 2007

Around the Quad: Book 'Em, Horns

As our loyal readers and associate editors have stated, this is a big week for The B and BearMeat. The Ass & Mule game means more to us than life itself. That having been said, we doubt last year's efforts will be topped. We present news from Around the Quad to give you a taste of some high quality BearMeat.

1. New ShortHorns Logo Unveiled! Thanks to the diligent reporting of The Triumvirate of Awesome, we discovered the brand new UT logo which should set the standard by which all high-crime NCAA programs are judged. Book 'em, Horns, indeed.

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2. Move over, Mike Leach, there is a new crazy sheriff in town: Okie State coach Mike Gundy. This tirade against the media has to be seen to be believed. Meltdown would be an understatement to describe this angry, unprofessional tirade in response to an allegedly unprofessional article written by the Daily Oklahoman about one of his players. While OSU did dispatch of Tech in fine fashion, Coach Gundy is in no mood to celebrate. Tip of the Hat to EDSBS.


Gundy: "This arckle is inaccrit."

3. AgricMeat: A Retrospective. In the interests of giving our readers some background to BearMeat's distaste for Ass & Mule, we would like to present a snapshot of last year's coverage.


Nothing Like a Britney-Fan Parody From the Ags

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4 Comments:

  • Holy smokes, this is a funny blog. I went back and read the North Korean post and the Ag response, and it was classic.

    I am a UT alum, and I appreciate how the Bears are tweaking the Ags these days.

    The Ag lack of a sense of humor is nearly genetic. I swear. One commenter gone-by noted that half of the state's top students go to UT and the other go to A&M (or is it "Agrics"?). The exact numbers may not be there, but the basic point is still correct.

    But the good students who go to A&M are inevitably the ones who grow up to be Kim Jong Il. I can't explain it. It's just one of the great mysteries of the earth.

    Good luck in the Fran rivalry this year.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:18 PM  

  • One more thing, too ... If that wasn't an interview for the A&M job by Mike Gundy, I don't know what it was.

    If Baylor takes 'em out Saturday, they might carry Fran off the field all right ... all the way to the Brazos.

    M. Gundy will be at the ready. I think he was trying to make the point in the win over Tech with all the running. He is definitely interviewing.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:22 PM  

  • I doubt Gundy is going to be leaving anytime soon. He's only been OSU's head coach for 3 years (I think, something close to that). He's an OSU guy through and through...he'll stay a while. Plus, he won't want to have to move his kids around and have to explain even more things to them...

    Welcome aboard UT Alum: The Duece!

    By Anonymous texas alum, at 12:41 AM  

  • I await the 'Bring Me the Head of Coach Fran' post on Monday if we win this weekend.

    By Blogger bluearmadillo, at 12:29 PM  

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