Around the Quad: The Battle of the Brazos
1. GuyMo Signed Poster on E-Bay for $6! [The E-Bay Link] Six dollars? Really? Wow. The fact that his signature is worth six bucks is a source of great ambivalence in my life. What does it mean? Is it a good sign that someone is willing to pay at all, or is it a pathetic sum for the coach of a pathetic program? Questions like these keep us up all night at the ALICO.
GuyMo: American Badass.
Damn, Chum drops Big12 Satire
3. Battle of the Brazos To Be Televised on Versus. The upcoming Baylor game against Texas Ass & Mule (a rivalry dating to 1899), aka the Battle of the Brazos, will be televised on national cable TV. If you aren't headed to the Beastiality Capital of Texas (College Station), then be sure to tune in.
4. Baylor Ranks Last in Big12 in Sexual Health Survey. Trojan condoms commissioned a study on sexual health on college campuses and Baylor fell way below our Big12 rivals. Even SMU and TCU scored much higher. Why? They aren't required to attend the annual "Condom Bonfire" every St. Patrick's Day at Minglewood Bowl. Lariat Link.
5. Baylor Proud (BU PR Blog) Embraces Hogwarts Comparison and uses pirated BearMeat News 6 Video in their post! The hot new Baylor blog, Baylor Proud, has invited the comparison to Hogwarts by using the News 6 video of the new Brooks "College" that BearMeat uploaded. Worlds sure are colliding. Here is our sermon denouncing the new Brooks "College" Experiment as Hogwarts-on-the Brazos. I guess now they are mining BearMeat posts for ideas. Here is the Baylor Proud link.