AgricMeat: A Guitar Hero Letdown
Case in point: An Agric meets Guitar Hero. Here's some background information for those that need it.
- Agric = moronic, idiotic, clueless, embarrassing, the dumb dog that gets into the garbage and eats its own vomit after ingesting used coffee grinds
- Guitar Hero = a guitar simulation video game with actual play-toy guitar and usually some pretty cool songs
Gamers have figured out how to modify the video game so that they can play their favorite songs instead of the songs the manufacturer would like you to play. As you might imagine, the number of "rock out with your cock out" songs is huge and deciding what to add to your song list would be a daunting task. Just think of the possibilities. Any song.
So an Agric decides to play with their little war hymn, aka "Hello, My Coney Island Baby." This is what I am led to believe as to what happened on that fateful summer day.
Portly Agric Tech Geek: "I got the song modded. We can play the war hymn on Guitar Hero now!"
Skinny Crew Cut Agric: "Shit yeah, man! Let's rock the hell out of an old ragtime tune."
Phi Beta Kappa Agric: "Let's put it on YouTube! I pooped on some nachos! Who wants some?"
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