Friday, July 13, 2007

OU Sucks! How Baylor Finally Beat Oklahoma

Thanks to BearMeat Assistant Editors Poseur, LoomisBoy, and Northbound, we have discovered that the NCAA is forcing OU to forfeit their 2005 season due to former QB Bomar's awesome employment opportunities at car dealerships. In 2005, if you will recall, The B lost to OU in double overtime. The loss was heartbreaking, considering we had never beat OU in our 106 year history of playing football.

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OU: The Perils of Extracurricular Employment

Photo Courtesy of Hilarious HornFans Thread

Thanks to the NCAA sanctions, it turns out that we actually won that game afterall. I knew that all our feelings of frustration and disappointment were wrong-headed; we actually won! Break out the Rebel Yell, Pearl Light and Sheilk condoms, because tonight we're gonna party like we just beat OU!

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Thanks Again, Okies!



  • I apologize for the earlier, tasteless photo.



    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 5:23 PM  

  • sorry guys, apparently there's a difference between "forfeit" and "vacate". Even though the NCAA says they didn't beat us in 2005, we still count a loss.

    BTW, I was in Waco this afternoon..and WTF is the deal with these yard signs about planned parenthood and chastity, and being nobody's fool??

    Only in Waco..

    By Anonymous Brad, at 5:47 PM  

  • Actually, our spokesman is Mr. T and instead of fighting crime he uses his gold chain to break up fornication. Play your cards right and it's like pulling a highly risky - albeit exhilarating - alligator fuckhouse (see urban dictionary). It was all part of Baylor 2012.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 9:20 PM  

  • Brad,

    Should've shot us an email - we could have split a fifth of Rebel Yell.


    That comment is hereby nominated for the Meatiest Comment of July Award.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 9:26 PM  

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