Friday, July 06, 2007

Does this Review Match the Victories Prediction?

Against my better judgment and doctor's orders I perused a football preview last night semi-nude (I had my reading glasses on) in the nook of my favorite oak tree. I read it over and it appeared to actually be not that dreadful. Then I noticed their projected wins, losses, and swing games. They have us going 2-9 (wins against Texas State and Buffalo, with Rice being 50/50). Predictions don't mean anything, but I don't like the looks of this one bit. At least insult the team in the preview to prep me for that type of season. Have you no decency Athlon Sports?
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Photo from Baylor's best Big 12 season.



  • Wow. That dude has a rather harsh assessment of our prospects. I'm sure we'll give Rice a good thrashing (beat them by at least 2 points).

    While I agree that the 2005 season was our "most competitive" in the Big12 in the sense that we had the most close games (including a near first-ever win vs OU) in conferece, technically '06 was our best in conference with a 3-5 record, as opposed to a 2-6 the year before (with two OT losses). I guess I'm really splitting hairs, but at least we've seen two consecutive multiple conference-wins seasons.

    Man, our expectations are low.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 3:07 PM  

  • You're right our conference record was better last season, but they seemed to be more competitive the season before. All in all, you've got to take the wins. We need to turn around our non-conference record.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 4:04 PM  

  • Came over from

    I like your blog. You should help us in our fight against our rival Texas.

    Kansas State-making Texas our bitch since 1863.

    By Anonymous Chico, at 7:30 PM  

  • Chico:

    "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." That is our logic on this blog. Thus, we shall join forces to defeat the ShortHorn hordes as they attempt to sack our little villages. Strength through Unity!

    To arms!

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 7:32 PM  

  • Chico,
    You have got to be f-ing kidding me...

    By Anonymous texas alum, at 9:21 PM  

  • Since he is apparently part of our alliance, I'll be nice and assume Chico uses the term "rival" to loosely describe anyone or thing you compete or have competed against at any point within the last 144 years; dreams not excluded.

    Had Chico not been formally inducted into the alliance I would have undoubtedly gone into a complex metaphor comparing KSU to my phallus and Texas to my hand in regards to the constant beatings paired with pleasure and determination but instead I merely welcome Mr. Chico.

    Here's to Mr. Chico: Making Texas and possibly Chuck Norris his bitch since birth.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 11:58 PM  

  • Swan:

    You are right - Chico himself could most likely take on the entire student body of Texas by himself. We imagine him something of a Samson - able to take on the whole philistine army with the jawbone of a donkey.

    Gov. Pat did something similar in fending off some uber-thirsty Sig Eps for a "Ladies Only Intern Appreciation" kegger held at Pecan Bottoms in Cameron Park. Except the Gov used a prison shiv and a sawed-off shotgun.

    God bless.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 8:39 AM  

  • You're right. Texas isn't K-State's rival. Texas would have to beat K-State in something for it to be a rivalry again.

    By Anonymous Chico, at 9:35 AM  

  • Yeah chico, you're right...

    Football since 2000-01
    10-19-2002 Texas 17 KSU 14
    10-4-2003 Texas 24 KSU 20
    11-11-2006 KSU 45 Texas 42

    Basketball since 2000-01
    1-10-2001 Texas 63 KSU 41
    1-30-2002 KSU 71 Texas 70
    3-4-2003 Texas 74 KSU 60
    3-6-2004 KSU 58 Texas 48
    2-11-2005 Texas 75 KSU 72
    2-22-2006 Texas 65 KSU 64
    2-3-2007 KSU 73 Texas 72

    Baseball since 2001-02
    4-19-2002 Texas 6 KSU 0
    4-21-2002 Texas 8 KSU 4
    4-21-2002 Texas 8 KSU 2
    4-25-2003 Texas 12 KSU 1
    4-26-2003 Texas 3 KSU 1
    4-27-2003 Texas 12 KSU 1
    4-9-2004 Texas 10 KSU 6
    4-10-2004 Texas 5 KSU 2
    4-11-2004 Texas 4 KSU 1
    4-1-2005 Texas 8 KSU 0
    4-2-2005 Texas 5 KSU 4
    4-3-2005 KSU 5 Texas 3
    4-8-2006 Texas 7 KSU 2
    4-8-2006 Texas 10 KSU 2
    4-9-2006 Texas 10 KSU 9
    3-23-2007 Texas 10 KSU 3
    3-24-2007 Texas 14 KSU 3
    3-24-2007 KSU 11 Texas 9
    5-23-2007 Texas 19 KSU 10

    If you can't count past 12 because that is all the toes you have, here are the results:

    Overall: Texas 23-6
    Football: Texas 2-1
    Basketball: Texas 4-3
    Baseball: Texas 17-2 (what a joke)

    Yeah, I guess Texas never beats KSU in anything.

    Now go back to your mom's basement making crappy, tripped-out movies.

    By Anonymous Texas alum, at 11:39 AM  

  • chico, let's not get too high off the weed of our three-point arse-kicking of UT. if ever we had a chance to brag on UT, it was the 48-7 beating in 1999.

    By Blogger TB, at 12:33 PM  

  • you bet, add me to your rolls, fair folks on the brazos. and yeah, i definitely had not ingested enough chemically imbalancing substances when i named the blog.

    By Blogger TB, at 3:58 PM  

  • BearMeat,

    We're creating a football preview and were hoping you could help us out with the Baylor football season.

    It will look similar to this

    Please let me know if you're interested by contacting me at

    I apologize for using your comments section. I couldn't find a contact area.

    Thank you,
    Chris Fry
    Marketing Director

    By Blogger Chris, at 11:20 AM  

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