Breaking News: Durant to Baylor, “I do.”
In equally Earth shattering news, the NCAA governing body has approved all of these circumstances based on nothing but sympathy for the B’s men's basketball program. An anonymous source within the NCAA claims, “I saw tears. I saw bibles. I saw a skinny 6’10” young man with a crown of thorns. It truly was a miracle…or an alien. Come to think of it, he did have really long arms”
Apparently the idea of a Spurs coach coming to the Sonics and imparting cheap tactics and a boring style of basketball was the deciding factor. Durant will sit out the upcoming season at the B due to the NCAA transfer requirements and will focus on academics and rebuilding downtown Waco. The B has already redesigned their home 2008-2009 jerseys and will begin selling the Durant jersey once pen is put to paper.