Friday, April 06, 2007

Lest Us Not Forget Lord Robert B. Sloan, Jr.

Greetings fellow Bear Soldiers. Emperor Editor Pat Neffistopheles, here! I have good news for the burgeoning Texas college sports scene. It seems as though our glorious and past President Sloan has another vision. As of April 4th, 2007, the free-wheelin' leader of Houston Baptist University, aka Baylor on the Bayou, has announced a formal declaration for HBU's application to rejoin NCAA Divison I athletics. Sloany, you have done it again! What vision must one have to be able to make the jump from NAIA to full fledged Division I athletics. Swab my inner thighs with sesame oil if you haven't heard this quote before...

First and foremost this will help us build a stronger campus atmosphere. We are already experiencing a unique time in the life of HBU with the development of new academic and student life programs, and an anticipated growth in enrollment. Athletics is an integral component of the college experience and competition at this level is consistent with our desire to reach a higher standard of excellence in every aspect of University life.


So...why did we get rid of him again?

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"Vengeance is a bitch, Bears."

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2 Comments:

  • Sloan's top tier appetite cannot be satisfied. No matter how lowly his position, he will dream big dreams! Keep on truckin', president Sloan, MCC might need a visionary prez pretty soon.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 5:53 PM  

  • Sometimes when I close my eyes and clear my mind, I can almost forget his ten year reign of terror.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 11:10 PM  

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