Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Around the Quad: In an Old School Sid Richardson Style

mood: randy
currently listening to: Conway Twitty "Slow Hand"
tonight's outlook: Rebel Yell, lettuce wraps, loincloth workshop

Hey y'all! Welcome back to my second ever Around the Quad! LET'S GO BEARS!!!

1. Baylor thoughts: Like, OMG!! Did the B purposely build the Sid Richardson and Marrs McLean buildings to face off against each other? It's as if they had their pistols ready to whip out and fire across the Fountain Mall. Nah! I'm sure these boys were just some saucy Texas oilmen ready to show off each others massive oil derricks. You go Baylor! These men secretly loved each other and you gave them the opportunity to longingly gaze across the grassy meadow.

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You make the call: Sid "MeatFist" Richardson or Marrs "ManHammer" McLean?


2. The Downer: On a more serious note, we here at BearMeat would like to remind our readership of the valuable information one can learn from the golden waves of the internet. This document is long, but I must add: do not let this minor hindrance get in your way. Please read the Baylor University Public Infractions Report if you have not done so yet. Also, apparently lawyers, their apprentices and ilk of the legal variety have be known to frequent BearMeat and its sister site GayPimp.com. I have but one question for you concerning this report. What does this word "Infractions" mean? Thank you.

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You make the call: Dave Bliss or a typical night out after the Dixie Chicken?


3. The Upper: [cue "Yakety Sax" aka the Benny Hill Song]

GuyMo sez on 4/10/07:

I don't know what we did over the four-day break or if they are confused, but today wasn't good enough offensively."


I don't know if he (Bears' offensive coordinator Lee Hays) has settled on three (quarterbacks) yet or not," Morriss said. "It depends on what day of the week it is which three step up. I would imagine in his mind he probably has a top three in mind."


I'd like to see some consistency and a little more energy from our offensive football team (the rest of the week)"


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We'll make the call: Guy Morriss.


Ah, the last week of spring football practice. Don't forget the 2007 Dodge Spring Football Game on April 14th!

Sic 'em!!!!

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1 Comments:

  • I've been looking at those Spring Practice notes also and wondering if we should set our goal at a 3 or 4 win season.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 10:49 PM  

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