Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Live Bloggin JayHawkMeat: Bears Roll, Q & A with Pat and the Judge

Kansas is getting their ass handed to them tonight. This game is primarily about the triumph of good over not good. The Bears brought home many post season honors unlike the JV team, aka Scott's Nots. Bernice Mosby was Newcomer of the Year and 1st team All-Big 12. Tizzy was 2nd team. Jhasmin Player was 1st team All-Big 12 Defensive team and Danielle Wilson was on the Rookie All-Big 12 team. Now to the questions.

Judge Baylor: Do you think Josh Lomers will win this year's Wooden award, the award given annually to the male college basketball player most exemplifying an ancient redwood forest on the court.

Patt Neffistopheles: No doubt about that. "Slum Lord" Lomers' vicious screens against the Agrics set himself apart from the rest of the field. He told me once that he was the poorman's Mark Eaton. I questioned him, "Is your penis that big? Are you naturally a red head?" Unfortunately, I do not comprehend Tree-Talk.

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Lomers earning hustle points.

JB: Do you think Mulk will suit up tomorrow and personally end the Bears 5 game losing streak to DoOkie? If so, will she be in heels or sneakers?

PN: Definitely. I saw Mulk's pig-tail extensions in the locker room earlier tonight. That suggests three thoughts in my mind.1) Mulk wants a look that makes "Trailer Mulk" think about her high school days with 2 kids and a doublewide. 2) Mulk pulls off the LaTech Two Step underneath the raw dripping thighs of "White Whale" Paris. 3) Mulk hits the Norman bars in only her silver sequined undershirt and thigh high stilettos out-drinking the whole state that is used to 3.2 % beer. She wears the stilettos of course for the actual game.

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Mulk was 24-3 with a 1.78 ERA for the 'Stros last season.



  • If only I could have been with you boys tonight. Oh well. Mulk & Lomers represent the best and worst of Baylordom, respectively. That photo of Mulk throwin' out a pitch makes me wish she had a twin, who could turn around another loser program (though Smitty is doing just fine with baseball - I'm thinking something along the lines of the SlumLord All-Stars).

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 11:18 PM  

  • I used to referee the Mulk offspring in Woodway. Mr. Robertson definitely exemplified the reason that she decided to go with the hyphenated "Mulkey-Robertson".

    While she was away he would walk around with his chest puffed out as if he was the B's New Hope; upon her return he would whimper to beneath the bleachers and await her next command.

    And her son has a huge head. I'm talking epic proportions.

    I'm glad I have a place to share my thoughts like this.

    By Anonymous Brandon Dean Price, at 11:25 PM  

  • Thoughts like that are the reason we began BearMeat. There is not enough fat noggin talk these days in the blogosphere, especially about coaches children.

    Thanks, BDP.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 12:04 AM  

  • I hope Mulk's ability to fly got passed on to her kids.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 12:07 AM  

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