Friday, March 16, 2007

Around the Quad: "That's a Cow College!"

Today, we of the BearMeat Editorial Board are checking our brackets, calling our bookies, and bidding adieu to certain fingers and toes. Hopefully, our sleeper pick to win the women's tourney (to be revealed soon) will make us enough money to pay off Vic Feazell, before his goons find us. While we have our entire staff of interns and cafeteria workers praying the rosary non-stop for the next few days, we thought that we might as well bring you news from Around the Quad, before we are unable to type any longer.

1. Mulk Rumored to Have Signed a Large Contract, Cementing Her Coaching Tenure at The B. Thanks to an anonymous tipster at Baylorfans.com, aka TurdPolishers.com, the BearMeat Editorial Board has good reason to believe that Mulk may very well be staying put. This comes as a relief as we prepared to launch a media blitz of Grandpa Lilley and Ian "The Decade of Drew" McCaw, demanding they pay her $5.5 mil/year or best offer.




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Mulk: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."


2. Aggies Still So Crazy! In honor of The 12th ManChild (our only Aggie friend) moving to the Sports Blog Nation behemoth, we bring you the following. If you haven't checked out our Desktop Backgrounds (Wallpapers), you may want to do so, in order to annoy your Aggie co-workers. This YouTube clip is a part of our Stupidest Fans in the Big12 competition. This devoted Aggie (Nice NIT t-shirt!) seems almost as pathetic as our favorite Cowboy, boy. Take it, Aggie:








Homer: "Springfield A&M? That's a cow college."
Aggie: "You're just saying that because it was founded by a cow."
- From Homer Goes to College, The Simpsons, Season 5



AROUND THE QUAD UPDATE!

3. Two new Waco films worth checking out. This Wacotrib.com article alerted our interns to two new films from Waco filmmakers. The first, The Proper Care and Feeding of an American Messiah, is a mockumentary directed by Baylor Telecommunications professor Chris Hansen (check out his blog, Making Movies in Flyover Country), and stars Arrested Development's Tony Hale. Both Hansen and Hale are alumni of Pat Robertson's prestigious Regent University. Here is the trailer:


The second film is called Broke Sky and was filmed in Central Texas. The film is a dark comedy about roadkill engineers directed by Waco native Tom Callaway. We apologize for the lack of an appropriate YouTube clip, but if you are quick, the film debuts tonight at South by Southwest (SXSW) in the People's Republic of Austin.

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3 Comments:

  • My eldest goat on the farm, Chomps McGee, once ate my favorite red fern. When Chomps crapped it out, a Moderator from TurdPolishers swung by the farm, brushed off the poo and dust, and, PRESTO!, I had my very first baby Lomers.

    Way to go team!

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 10:43 AM  

  • So that's where CeasarScott came from! And I always thought he was born of a virgin on Christmas Day!

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 11:30 AM  

  • Aggies learning to use YouTube is equivalent to shining up an old turd and handing it the coach's clipboard.

    "Get in the game, Dingleberry!"

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 4:33 PM  

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