Thursday, March 22, 2007

Around the Quad: The Gnashing of Teeth

This Lenten season has been particularly hard on the BearMeat Editorial Board. While the Good Judge has given up Zima for lent, Governor Pat has sacrificed Light Beer, and, I, the august Red Andrews, have given up my tolerance for losing. Thank God Easter is right around the corner. If Baylor (i.e. Ian McCaw & Grandpa Lilley) decides to give up Kim Mulkey for Lent, then BearMeat will be forced into transforming the world's first Baylor sports blog (sorry Jerry Hill) into the world's first anti-Baylor sports blog. And with that threat, we bring you news from Around the Quad.

1. Mulk. It does a body good. The Baylor Lariat Editorial Board has crafted a fine editorial pleading with The B not to let Mulk go. We couldn't agree more. Similarly Jerry "Over the" Hill has posted about the LadyBears final game over at Bear Blog. We also couldn't help but shed a tear as we chuckled at the Editorial Cartoon over at the Lariat today. Please, Baylor, don't let our Mulk leave us. Pay whatever she wants.


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2. Baylor: Second Most Gay-Friendly School in McLennan County. This Lariat article discusses Baylor's ongoing efforts to portray itself as in step with the modern world. Its weird though when uber-patriot and self-proclaimed culture warrior Bill (horny for interns) O'Reilly sympathizes with the targets of our school policy. Of course, TurdPolishers.com was all over this controversy with their characteristic reasonableness, compassion, and understanding.

3. New Homeless Member of the BearMeat Alliance. Welcome, Homeless Son of Samuel Palmer Brooks. We of the BearMeat Editorial Board are a bit confused about what it is your blog does, but that is the exact response most people have when first encountering BearMeat. So, soldier on, Homeless Son!


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LoomisBoy, Homeless Son of S.P. Brooks

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The Rest of the Brooks Clan, Signing Off On The Building of Baylor's Version of Hogwarts

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3 Comments:

  • Confused? No longer. One bite of BearMeat has brought clarity to my pilloried existence. Does Clyde Hart have a spare room?

    By Anonymous Loomisboy, Homeless Son of Sam Brooks, at 6:03 PM  

  • Sam Brooks Jr,

    Hart has a spare room at the nursing home that we set him up in. Its basically full of NCAA trophies and gold medals, but you're welcome to crash there, at least for a few days.

    Love,

    Red, Crown Prince of the BearMeats

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 8:03 PM  

  • I got a call from Mullk. She's moving in.

    Yeah. take that, you bastards.

    By Anonymous Corn Boy, at 9:37 PM  

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