Saturday, March 17, 2007

AgricMeat: Thug Life on the Brazos

Greetings, Bear Soldiers! BearMeat did not find its footing in the fickle internet world until mere months before last year's B - TCU football clasico. However, interns have been dusting off the ol' time machine this morning because a mission must be accomplished: Agric Razzin'!

Last year the Agrics fielded a warrior on their basketball roster. He's no longer with the most motivated and smartest team in recent memory, but this will not stop BearMeat from associating him with this year's squad. His name is Walker. Chris Walker. He started a majority of the games last year for the Bandwagon Bunch, and I am going to make a wild assumption by saying he was not one of the 10 - 15% that graduated while plying his trade in the Agric athletic department. Yeah, I know he was a senior, but this guy can't be that bright. His online antics were all over the internet about this time last year, so we believe there is no better time than the present to relive BearMeat's favorite College Station Crooner: Chris "Get Your Toy Guns Up" Walker.

Mr. Walker is the white dude.

Thank God for Agrics and the internet. Luckily their athletes learn about floral patterns and chicken-fuckin' in the classroom instead of computers. Sic 'em.



  • OMG! LOL! That dude needs a retroactive place among the BearMeat Big12 All-Embarassment Team alongside JamesOn Curry's name, Josh Lomers, and that dude on UT with the BroFro.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 4:35 PM  

  • BearMeat's All-American BroFro team should be announced later in the week. We anticipate a bevy of snapshots from the People's Republic of Moscow on the Colorado.

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 4:41 PM  

  • hmm..3 year old youtube material. i'm suprised you guys don't pull out the 2pt conversion video weekly.

    btw, CW graduated with a 4.0 in computer science. Had a job w/IBM before the tournament started last year.

    p.s. - link's been added. i will probably come to regret that decision..

    By Anonymous Brad, at 8:45 PM  

  • Brad the 12thManChild,

    We humbly thank you for the link. We pride ourselves on how untimely our observations are. We plan to unveil footage of a Baylor victory over A&M from the 1960s just in time for Memorial Day. Watch for it.

    Good luck with the new blog and don't forget about us little guys still with blogger,


    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 8:12 AM  

  • Hence the interns dusting off the time machine.

    Good victory for the Agrics this weekend. Is it possible to root for the team and not the fans at the same time? Only time will tell. For Judge Baylor's Bracket's sake...beat Memphis.

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 9:54 PM  

  • Yes, it is quite the quandary. I actually have no objections to the Agric team itself, although Billy can get tiresome. I really like Acie Law IV (he's clutch) and the rest of the guys. Usually I dislike the team and the fans, i.e. football. I guess I want Agric fans to feel bitter disappoint, but also I want to win my bracket. Let's go for both.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 10:27 PM  

  • Perhaps a victory over Memphis, but one in which Joe Jones loses a foot, ala Kunta Kinte? Too soon?

    I'll end my comment now.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 9:28 AM  

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