AgricMeat: Thug Life on the Brazos
Last year the Agrics fielded a warrior on their basketball roster. He's no longer with the most motivated and smartest team in recent memory, but this will not stop BearMeat from associating him with this year's squad. His name is Walker. Chris Walker. He started a majority of the games last year for the Bandwagon Bunch, and I am going to make a wild assumption by saying he was not one of the 10 - 15% that graduated while plying his trade in the Agric athletic department. Yeah, I know he was a senior, but this guy can't be that bright. His online antics were all over the internet about this time last year, so we believe there is no better time than the present to relive BearMeat's favorite College Station Crooner: Chris "Get Your Toy Guns Up" Walker.
Mr. Walker is the white dude.
Thank God for Agrics and the internet. Luckily their athletes learn about floral patterns and chicken-fuckin' in the classroom instead of computers. Sic 'em.
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