Monday, February 05, 2007

Onward Baylor Soliders: Why We Fight

[After a historic convening of the BearMeat Editorial Board, we have decided to feature a few regular segments on our blog. "Onward Baylor Soldiers" is a twice-weekly column by Red Andrews, intended to restore faith and pride in Baylor and its sports teams. - Eds.]


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Red Andrews, Keeper of the Flame

Today I address the Bear Faithful in an attempt to renew the fervor that once characterized Baylor fandom. Many non-Baylorites have queried me, "Red, how can you and the BearMeat crew continue to keep the flame going for such a disappointing athletic program?" "Red, how can your root for a rich-kid school like Baylor?" "Red, can 14,000 students be wrong?" "Red, why do you love Baylor?" My answer to such questions is not a simple one. It usually involves charts, graphs and a powerpoint presentation, capped off by my baritone rendition of the hip hop remix of "That Good Old Baylor Line." This becomes very tiresome, as my response usually takes a good 35-45 minutes out of my workday and requires a small pyrotechnic demonstration. In the interest of brevity, I've decided to distill this epic argument down to a single BearMeat post for the general public. I hope you enjoy.

1. Lovable Losers. The B is the Chicago Cubs of the Big12. Like the Cubs, we are cursed. Our curses involve an Indian Princess buried on our campus, a fatal bus crash which spawned the Immortal Ten Legend, the Waco Tornado, the Branch Davidians, the shooting of William Cowper Brann, Dave Bliss, and the Waco Horror. Such tragedy has created a veritable Bermuda Triangle of Central Texas with its center in Waco. Also, like the Cubbies, we have diehard, but non-threatening fans, like Darth Baylor, the Bear Pit, and the Baylor Line. Our fans are quite tolerant of losing and will stick with a coach until the bitter end. While we have history of producing winning teams in all sports, the past 15 years have been a long decline into low expectations. In general, we are a modest school that loves our teams and poses no real threat to our opponents in the televised sports. For men's hoops and football, seeing "Baylor" on your schedule is like seeing "Weekend in Tahiti" on your calendar; its something you look forward to.

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Losers? Yes. Lovable? I guess.


"But," you ask, "That doesn't explain why you love the Bears." Simply put, just as other teams love the Bears so do we, for the Bears afford us a chance to examine life's deeper significance. Surely, being a Baylor fan is not an exercise in exhilaration. Instead it is a metaphysical exploration into the larger questions of life, death and the problem of suffering in the world. Why do bad things happen to good people? With much of our time spent getting accustomed to life's disappointing valleys, when the rare conference triumph comes our way, it is all the more savory.

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Behold, The Tidwell Babel Building


2. Tradition. Our tradition and traditions are rich and meaningful. Baylor is the oldest continuous institution of higher education in the great state of Texas, having been chartered by the Republic of Texas, a sovereign nation. The B's contribution to the State of Texas is immeasurable; we have educated more quality teachers, doctors, lawyers, ministers, nurses, public servants and other professionals over a longer period of time than any other school. Our Homecoming festivities feature the oldest and largest homecoming parade in the nation, which began in 1909. Our football team has been lacing up since 1899. We have had live black bears on campus since 1917. The Baylor Line, formed in 1970, was 2,000 freshman strong this year. We are steeped in history and everyday we add to the illustrious legacy of our school. With such a past, its hard not to take pride in our school.

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Behold, Rufus


3. We Are The Heart of Texas.
From Hillsboro to Belton and from Gatesville to Groesbeck, BU is the only D1 school to root for. We have been in Waco since 1886 (when Baylor and Waco University merged) and in Texas since 1845 (Independence). Our Bears have gone on to serve every community in the region for over 150 years. Our rivalries go back over a century, our alumni proudly don the green and gold, and our students proudly sing our fight song. All of our favorite fan places - George's, Scruffy's, Uncle Dan's, Michna's, Health Camp, Baris - are distinctively Texan and we wouldn't have it any other way.

The B embodies the paradox of traditional Texas: Party on Saturday Night and pray on Sunday Morning. The George's Tent at the Floyd is a good symbol of this tension. The public face of the school is a righteous one, but the private face of the school reveals our true selves. We shall not delve into the impurities of off-campus life here, but suffice it to say that Bears can get a little rowdy. This is an essential Texan quality.

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The Throne of Baylor



In summation, as stands the B, so stands the Republic. We are historic, we are vibrant, and we are proud. Be prepared for a BU Revival. Be prepared and be vigilant.

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True Fans of The B Make Their Own Signs
[Photo pirated from blakeformayor's flickr account]



So, Onward Baylor Soldiers! Sic 'Em!

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7 Comments:

  • Enjoyed "Onward Baylor Soldiers: Why We Fight".

    I happen to own the "You Gotta Believe" sign accompanying your column. The sign dates from the 70s. Many of those in our tailgate group also date from the 70s, or before, while others are current Baylor students or recent graduates.

    We understand the essential dualism of Baylor football. There are those of us who have witnessed Baylor/San Jose State (1980), Baylor/Lamar (1981), Baylor/Southern Cal (1986), Baylor/Rice (1991), Baylor/Cal (2002), Baylor/North Texas (2003) and Baylor/Army (2006). However, there are those of us who have also witnessed Baylor/Southern Cal (1985), Baylor/Texas (1989), Baylor/Colorado (1991), Baylor/A&M (2004) and Baylor/Colorado (2006). As you suggest, we have savored the wins.

    Older members of our tailgate group tend to gravitate toward Georges (some for over 30 years) while younger members of our tailgate group tend to gravitate toward Scruffy's. We experience very little of the tension you speak of.

    I assure you, we will remain prepared and vigilant.

    Enjoy your Blog. Keep it up.

    By Anonymous RRL, at 3:39 PM  

  • RRL:

    Thanks for the encouragement. You and your tailgate crew, whose photo we pirated from flickr (sorry), are the embodiment of the BearMeat ethos. We salute you; you have been on the frontlines for decades and show no sign of relenting. Thanks for sharing your story and keeping the hope alive.

    Soldier on!

    Red

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 3:50 PM  

  • Hey Red, that was my flickr site you pirated that pic from. Any chance I could at least get it linked back to the flickr set?

    I mean, it does say "all rights reserved."

    By Blogger Blake, at 4:38 PM  

  • Mayor Blake:

    One thousand pardons. I'll add a link and a shoutout to our favorite e-victim (you), if that's cool with you. Would you like to join the "BearBackers" as a part of the BearMeat Alliance (basically a link to blakeformayor.com, if you are interested)?

    Sorry for the piracy. I've mined flickr for photos before, naively thinking it was part of a "fair use" deal where users chose to share them with the public. Obviously, I was wrong. Thanks for the permission, and we promise not to take anymore from here on out.

    Red

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 4:52 PM  

  • No hard feelings, Red, if it's for the honor and glory of the Bears, use as many of my pics as you want, just link them back to the flickr set you got them from if you don't mind.

    I would be honored for blakeformayor.com to be included in the Bearmeat Alliance, but I realize it's not as sports-centric a blog as most of the others there so I'll leave that up to your discretion; it's not going to hurt my feelings if you want to maintain your theme.

    Sic 'em.

    By Blogger Blake, at 5:10 PM  

  • Just the mention of "Groesbeck" in your article tells me you are nearing or at true greatness--or as named by Wally Christian in freshman Old Testament, "engedi" "the place of the goats"

    Carry on.

    By Blogger barely a prof, at 1:13 AM  

  • Barely legal prof,

    Any compliment from someone who has spent time learning in the hallowed and condemned (by the health dept.) halls of Tidwell is much appreciated.

    We will carry on(ward through the fog)!

    Red

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 8:01 AM  

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