Saturday, November 11, 2006

Welcome Back Baby, To The Poor Side of Town


Shorthorns:

It's been a while. On behalf of the rest of the Big12, we welcome you back to competing at our level again. After 20+ consecutive wins against conference opponents, its always nice to remember where you came from. Like Icarus, you have flown too close to the sun and have come crashing back to earth. Perhaps Mack's geriatric jumpsuit was a bad omen.


Perhaps Colt McCoy, following in the trailblazing footsteps of Shawn "The Caesar of China Spring" Bell, decided that the Heisman pressure was too much and would bow out with an "injury." Perhaps, K-State's offense was just too much to handle. When they dropped 3 points on the B earlier this season, we were shaken to the core. At least the loss came to a noble opponent. Also, this "new" Texas team, sans VY, sans Colt "45" McCoy, aka Blake "Stem Cell" Szymanksi's twin brother, reminds us of a more mortal era in TU pigskin, when another QB with an unusual name helped TU remain a regional powerhouse always on the cusp of achieving greatness. Those days are back.


You heard it here first folks: Jevan Snead is the next Major Applewhite!


He can hunt deer, but can he hunt Wildcat?



Like Haley's Comet, a Major Applewhite comes but once in a lifetime.

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5 Comments:

  • Hilarious. So being 9-2 and ranked 11th in the AP and the Coaches poll is "the poor side of town?"


    Where is Baylor living, then, next to a shopping cart near a rusted van down by the river?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:30 AM  

  • Hilarious. So being 9-2 and ranked 11th in the AP and the Coaches poll is "the poor side of town?"


    Where is Baylor living, then, next to a shopping cart near a rusted van down by the river?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 AM  

  • Don't be an Aggie. Have a little sense of humor about yourself. Texas has been a powerhouse in the Big Twelve and the nation in ALL sports for the better part of a decade.* Losing sucks and baylor KNOWS losing. Lighten up. This blog did an old school burn on ya you can't fault them for that. Also we live IN the shopping cart, thank you very much.






    *did use that phrase rigth?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:42 AM  

  • Grammar, get some. Also you're stupid*







    *same stupid blogger. I try to type correctly but my fat fingers make it hard. Sic Em!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:07 AM  

  • Anon 7:30: Baylor is living down by the river: The Brazos River. Refer to our previous 100 posts for evidence that we don't take much, including ourselves, very seriously.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 1:35 PM  

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