Saturday, November 18, 2006

SoonerMeat: Live Bloggin'

Hello and welcome back. Let me get right to my theory/hypothesis. Blake Szymanski aka the Polish Pony aka the Wichita Wizard is the slightly more retarded brother of Bruce Gradkowski, Chris Simms' replacement at Tampa Bay. This "Rod and Todd Flanders" of the football world have helped to continue the doldrums of two great institutions, the Bears and Buccaneers. Of course the fault does not lie alone with these two eastern European brethren. Upon seeing Blake's 5th sack of the day, the offensive line, especially our center, have failed to come back from vacation since the first fucked up snap in the Texas Tech game. My prostate has more character and talent than that line. Our male cheerleaders are bigger stars than this team. The B have given up and so have I. Thank God it is the end of the year. Where will we be next year? Will Blake and Bruce reunite while performing the "Eiffel Tower" on the town whore? Is Corky our center? Should Guy Morriss switch back to the Oakleys? Can we blame this season on Ray-Ban? I gotta go. Where's the porn?


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2 Comments:

  • "Will Blake and Bruce reunite while performing the Eiffel Tower on the town whore?"

    Brilliant . . . I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary but truly brilliant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:01 PM  

  • WOW! you dropped the f-bomb. Yeah I think it was about time.

    "These bruises (to my ego)...OH! I just fell down some stairs. I know Baylor Football loves me, under that artistic rage lies his love. I deserved it anyway."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:39 AM  

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