Tuesday, November 14, 2006

A New World Order: Meet the Women's FroshMeat

There are a lot of new players on this team. Get to know them, they'll be ensuring the B's basketball prominence for years.

Latara "Escalade" Darrett
When asked about her dream car she responded, "...Escalade, white one, on 24's." Not only is she a top 15 prospect, but she said no to a UConn scholarship to come play in the H.O.T. Wealthy Okie-like alumni take note she likes Escalades, let's see what you can do about it.

Danielle "Little Aristotle" Wilson

When Little Aristotle was questioned about why she is always so clutch she proffered this quote, "Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions."

Jessika "California Dreaming" Bradley

When asked what her first chapel experience was like Cali said:
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Oh, I got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray...

Haylee "Mini-Mulk" Abbe

Lettered in five sports and was class valedictorian. Nice start, but you need two titles and a olympic gold in the next four years to measure up. Good luck. May the Mulk be with you.

Whitney "Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler" Jones, aka Bon-Bon

If there is one thing Mulk knows better than wining, it is the state of Louisiana. Bon-Bon is the only B player from La. on the squad, so my guess is she is one of the best.

Kaitlin "The Baptist" Oberg
During a high school game at St. John the Baptist, she played so beautifully that, according to the Canonical Gospels i.e. Page Six, her league's commissioner foolishly offered her anything she requested, so she asked for the opposing forward's head on a silver platter, and thus Claire was beheaded.

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1 Comments:

  • I gotta say this. From those mugshots, it looks like we got ourselves a yummy looking squad this year. Much better on the eyes than Paris the Hutt.

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 9:33 AM  

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