Thursday, October 19, 2006

JayHawkMeat, Part 1: Welcome to Waco!

Just in time for the homecoming game against Kansas, the City of Waco has unveiled its new motto: Waco We Do




This follows the moderate successes of "Waco: City With a Soul" and "Waco: Gateway to Texas History", both of which seemed to invoke religion, strife, and, by extension, the Branch Davidians. This new motto is much more existential. Our existence precedes our essence. We at the BearMeat editorial offices have come up with a list of our own possible city mottos, which should familiarize the JayHawks with the way we roll in the Heart of Texas.


Waco: It Is What It Is

Waco: All You Can Eat

Waco: Do You Want to Take That Iced Tea To Go?



Waco: A Leash-Free Zone

Waco: There's A Lot You Don't Know About Us

Waco: We Ain't Coming Out

Waco: A Dog for Every Truckbed on I-35

Waco: It's All Been Done Here



Waco: You Wouldn't Believe What We've Done

Waco: We Did It and We'll do it Again

Waco: A River Runs Through It





Waco: Yeah, We've Been Around the Block

Waco: Bibles & Booze!

Waco: We Keep it Crack-a-Lackin'

We plan on submitting this list, along with any suggestions our loyal readers may have in a formal proposal to the City. While we like the simplicity of Waco We Do, it fails to capture the complex and tortured soul of our fair municipality.

Sic 'em.

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5 Comments:

  • Waco: Where Baptists go to develop a drinking problem.

    Waco: Don't drink the water

    Waco: It's the W

    Waco: David Coresh who?

    Waco: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

    By Blogger Jonathan Swanburg, at 2:49 PM  

  • I am testament to your last Waco slogan, jonathan.

    Waco: It's in the bible

    By Blogger Pat Neffistopheles, at 2:57 PM  

  • Waco: Spirited Resignation

    Waco: The Bermuda Triangle of Texas

    Waco: In Alico We Trust

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 3:09 PM  

  • Waco: Stagnation Breeds Mosquitos

    Waco: Home of "Antioch vs Catholic" Blood Sport

    Waco We Go

    Waco: Putting the "Care" in "Urban Decay"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:54 PM  

  • Waco: puke in our bars, stay a while

    Waco: wild dogs make public parks exciting

    Waco: a baptist university, widespread poverty and smiles

    Waco: better than Bellmead

    By Anonymous Fatty, at 8:35 PM  

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