Sunday, August 27, 2006

FrogMeat, Part 10: Top 10 Ways to Prepare for Sunday’s Game Against TCU

10. Start hydrating on Monday.

9. Learn a new obscenity.

8. Visit Sonny’s BYOB all-you-can-eat pizza buffet Sunday morning.

7. Attend neighborhood Brit milah.

6. Choose sexual orientation.

5. Renounce Satan and all his works.

4. Iron Baylor thong.

3. Begin menarche.

2. Figure out age of consent laws.

1. Pick religion and start praying.

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2 Comments:

  • So, have we concluded FrogMeat, or are we just beginning? That photo of Corleone the Younger reminds me of Pat in his gubenatorial days: sinister, heartless, and a "compassionalte neandrathal."

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 7:44 AM  

  • This concludes the 1st half of the FrogMeat series. As for Pat, I remember being on the business end of a baseball bat on several occasions. He has mellowed with age.

    By Blogger Judge Baylor, at 8:27 AM  

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