2006 The Year of the Bear: Game, Fan and Player Highlights and Predictions
Big 12 South:
Best match-up of inferiority complexes: Tech v. Agriculturalists, Sept. 30
Game with the most Texans: Ok. v. OSU, Nov. 25
Players most likely to be driving Hummers: the entire Ok. backfield
Fans most upset about Civil War outcome: tie, Tech and Agriculturalists
Fans least likely to know Civil War occurred: Ok.
Best match-up of registered sex offenders: Col. v. Neb., Nov. 24
Game most likely to not be noticed outside of homestate: Kan. v. KSU, Nov. 19
Team fans were most excited about playing until they realized they aren't Ohio State: Iowa State
Game most likely to end in a knife fight: The U v. FSU
Game featuring most products of incest: Ark. v. Miss., Oct. 21
The season is upon us. As the esteemed poet laureate of Arkansas, Peggy Vining, would say, "Woooooooooo, Pig ! Sooie!"