Thursday, August 31, 2006

2006 The Year of the Bear: Game, Fan and Player Highlights and Predictions

It is that time of year again to make predictions about teams we haven’t seen play. Here are a few to keep your eyes open for in 2006.

Big 12 South:

Best match-up of inferiority complexes: Tech v. Agriculturalists, Sept. 30

Game with the most Texans: Ok. v. OSU, Nov. 25

Players most likely to be driving Hummers: the entire Ok. backfield

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Game most likely to feature crying: The B v. UT, Oct. 14

Fans most upset about Civil War outcome: tie, Tech and Agriculturalists

Fans least likely to know Civil War occurred: Ok.

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Big 12 North:

Best match-up of registered sex offenders: Col. v. Neb., Nov. 24

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Team most likely to have been better a decade before: Neb.

Game most likely to not be noticed outside of homestate: Kan. v. KSU, Nov. 19

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Team fans were most excited about playing until they realized they aren't Ohio State: Iowa State

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Game most likely to involve players wearing black: Mizzou v. Col., Sept. 30

National:

Game most likely to end in a knife fight: The U v. FSU


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Game most likely to have fans do something unnecessarily aggressive: Agriculturalists v. Anyone

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Best mascot match-up to induce snickering: The OSU Beavers v. the USC Trojans, Oct. 28

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Game most likely to end the South Benders hype: Impossible, 4 losses still guarantees top 10 finish

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Game most likely to end with halftime bong party: Cal v. Oregon, Oct. 7

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Game featuring most products of incest: Ark. v. Miss., Oct. 21

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The season is upon us. As the esteemed poet laureate of Arkansas, Peggy Vining, would say, "Woooooooooo, Pig ! Sooie!"

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1 Comments:

  • Well played, Judge, well played. It often seems that the Big12 is just a pretext for the renewal of dormant Civil War tension. It's as simple as North vs. South. And since I fought on the losing side, I've adjusted to Baylor's annual defeats quite nicely.

    By Blogger Red Andrews, at 8:38 AM  

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